posted 3 hours agoOct 2, 2014, 1:32 pm with 178,672 notes



appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

(Source: hottiemcspook)

No notes! Viva la мать Россия!!!


We just realized nobody cares about notes. You know these people with no followers and no notes? You all have no notes now. The notes are invisible. Welcome to communism

posted 4 hours agoOct 2, 2014, 12:39 pm with 20,433 notes


its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

posted 5 hours agoOct 2, 2014, 11:35 am with 51,040 notes






Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

posted 21 hours agoOct 1, 2014, 8:27 pm with 286,097 notes




My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

posted 1 day agoOct 1, 2014, 12:47 pm with 227 notes

julia has “a good few” legs and “sometimes” has eyes


julia has “a good few” legs and “sometimes” has eyes

posted 1 day agoOct 1, 2014, 12:45 pm with 8,587 notes

(Source: salbo5)

and i say all of this as a fat fetishist obviously. though more often than not that sounds like a fucking horrible shameful label to have based on how the rest of you act i swear to god

posted 1 day agoOct 1, 2014, 9:41 am with 1 note

like seriously there’s a distinct and obvious difference between fat ppl being exhibitionists and fat ppl taking selfies and living their lives? just like there is for everybody else in the world, how about that

posted 1 day agoOct 1, 2014, 9:34 am with 240 notes





if you identify as a chubby chaser, a fat admirer or if you have a fat fetish blog and you follow me i s2g i’m gonna find where you live and send you just huge garbage bags full of worms every day for the rest of your life until they overtake you and eat you and you turn into compost and finally become something useful to this earth

Maybe my opinion is unpopular but I believe they don’t have the ability to choose who they are attracted to. Being attracted to heavier people doesn’t make you a bad person. There are loads of people who find overweight people disgusting. Those people are only sexually attracted to skinny people. Why is that okay but liking bigger people is sooo wrong? As long as what they’re doing isn’t harmful or illegal I personally don’t see anything wrong with it. Telling people they’re worthless because of who they find sexually attractive is outrageous and quite hurtful.


honestly people not understanding my original post is really sad because it means society has no differentiation between genuine attraction to fat people, and a dehumanizing fetish

ohhhhhh my god i love when people talk down to fatties like we can’t speak for ourselves. i love it more when people act like fat people don’t actually exist on the internet (Skinny Until Proven Fat) so they think it’s appropriate to talk about us like this because no fat people could possibly actually see what they’re saying

chubby chasers burn in hell

if you’re a chubby chaser or otherwise a fat fetishist it is NOT OKAY to follow a fat person’s blog just for their selfies. if that person isn’t specifically trying to appeal to you (and if it’s not obvious, assume they are not) then you have no right following someone’s personal blog just to ‘enjoy’ their selfies. that is disgusting, utterly disgusting.

also for fuck’s sake stop taking pictures of fat people in the street trying to live their lives without their consent and posting them online, and stop reblogging/sharing that shit. do i need to explain how messed up that is? i seriously hope not.

posted 1 day agoOct 1, 2014, 9:08 am with 25,755 notes


disabled children need to know that they’re worth more than being inspirational objects for abled adults

posted 1 day agoOct 1, 2014, 9:00 am with 4,106 notes


Its that time again….

posted 2 days agoSep 30, 2014, 3:56 pm with 3 notes

i keep trying to speak to french players on wakfu and ending up blasting german at them by accident. i tried to tell a french person to hold on a second and said ‘moment mal’, and i keep saying ‘aber’ instead of ‘mais’ and replacing french words in my mind with german ones. i would forget french and study german but german won’t help me work at ankama :^(

posted 2 days agoSep 30, 2014, 2:39 pm with 563 notes
Track: Eclipse of the Moon
Artist: Nintendo
Album: Hyrule Warriors
played 3224 times

(Source: minijen16)

posted 2 days agoSep 30, 2014, 2:34 pm with 178 notes
What the fuck is wrong with you for posting that rape joke? I rarely do this but I have to let you know I'm unfollowing.


Because I wrote, animated, produced, and directed that scene. 

You should probably stop watching Family Guy and The Simpsons and maybe even Fox while you’re at it. 

the fuck kind of response is this. i wish i were surprised.

unfollow fyspringfield